Need a candle that says 'Calm your tits, Karen'? Well, here's the perfect solution to those fiery mammary meltdowns. Light up this magical wax wonder, and let the soothing scent of tranquility work its bewitching powers. It's the ultimate subtle reminder to Karen that her stress levels are causing a bit too much 'boobular' chaos. So, whether it's a hectic day at the office or another neighborhood drama, this candle will gently whisper, 'Karen, darling, please calm your boobs down, because the world can't handle that level of turbulence.' Let the aroma of serenity guide you through the boobtastic storms of life!
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Let someone special in your life experience the magical glow of a limited edition Pink Wick Frosted Candle! Crafted with an enchanting pink wooden wick, this candle will be sure to illuminate any space and charm anyone who sees it. Choose from one of four wonderful fragrances or enjoy its beauty fragrance-free!

Color: Natural Off-White (No Dyes).
Material: Coconut Soy Blended Wax
Label: Matte Finish 2.25 x 3.25
Lid: Wood
Size: 11 oz. Jar and 9 oz Wax; 2.93" (W or Diameter) x 3.75" (H with lid), 9.205" (Circumference)
Burn Time: Approx. 50+ Hours
Available Fragrances: Fragrance-Free, Rosewater, Spa Retreat, Strawberry Shortcake, Vanilla, and Wildflowers.
Hand-Poured in the USA

The Coconut Soy wax is clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural. A vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. The wax is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources. The wood wick is eco-friendly and made from FSC Certified Wood, hand-crafted +, and made in the USA.